Hello my snazzy darlings!
Today I have something very peculiar and wonderful to show you!
A few years ago, I fancied myself as a bit of a column writer, or maybe just a writer, I have no clue what my weird young self was thinking (I tend to block out that part of my life… XD) Though today after much deliberation I decided that Flick…. Uh I mean… I’m totally not referencing A Bugs Life…..
I actually decided that I would share with you, my rant (As you might like to call it) about my glasses. Now to be truthful. I hate my old glasses, so much so, that I decided to write a song about my wonkey glasses! But enough of that weird part of my life…. heheheheheeh…
Here are my current Glasses! Pretty Cute Huh? (I KNOW RIGHT XD)
Here is the one and only glasses rant! (Be warned, it may not make sense…But it may…)
The thing about Glasses
Ha-ha you know those things that help you see? Well I think we can both agree that they are bloody annoying.
Glasses are a funny name for something that helps you see! It’s like there should be some pint glasses stuck to your eyes! They should call it something like: ‘Looker-Throughers’, I’d defiantly use that word for them, it sounds catchier…
Anyways, one of the most annoying things about them is, you have to bloody clean them, every minute of every day. It seems as though while you’re there in the classroom in school, like; “I’m Learning.. DERP”, And suddenly, you spot a speck of a microorganism on your lenses and its like the world had ended. You cannot ignore that spot, or find the time to get rid of it. Normally while this is happening to me, the teacher chooses this time to ask me a question. The. Exact. Moment. I. Have. My. Glasses. Off… and I’m cleaning them, I’m just like “WHAATTTT?!”
Hmmm…. it’s annoying, but you have to live with it…. That’s life….
Ok picture a lovely beach, no, a lovely villa, with a shared pool, (Ok Not So Nice, But Yeah…)
Ok so imagine you want to go in a pool and you have brought your goggle, because! Heck! You can’t see underwater without them! Bit like having glasses! Anyway, you get in the pool, but you can’t see where you are swimming with your goggles, so you put on your glasses, but the second that stupid person splashes about like a helpless magikarp, you are blind again, thanks to the bloody water, so it’s either, not see, or… well not see….
And today my lovelies I leave you with the one and only WONKEY GLASSES! (So Famous! :3)
P.s I was asked to add in something by a friend “There just needs to be the word potato in here” – Dino 2015